"A woman should dress to attract attention. To attract the most attention, a woman should be either nude, or wearing something as expensive as getting her nude is going to be." -- P.J. O'Rourke
It's not really watching but goddamnit the fucking thing is on and it's occuring all over the room. Otherwise, there is a glass of wine, there is a cigarette. And the fucking cat is barreling about very enthusiastically. Being gay is goddamn fantastic.